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“Indeed, the prime minister has said to expect something “in the next few days” on the knotty problem of freeing up lending to small businesses. ”

Indeed. There are Worthy CyberSMART Businesses Ready to Spend Funding Streams in Order to Generate Power with Currency ……. which as you may appreciate, can be extremely Simply CompleXXXX. For example ……

Yes, Please. Invest NIRobotIQs
By amanfromMars
Posted Tuesday 2nd December 2008 10:56 GMT

How Marvelous? Funding in NIRobotIQs to the tune of an Initiating £2 million would be Gratefully Received. … via Automatic Registered ETransfer, M’Lud Mandelson of Foy . …. if that is the Present Art State for Future Purpose.

Opportunity Knocks on Business Secretaries Doors with a Saucerful of Sourcing Secrets

….. and that would surely be Sticky Sweet Honey to a Bare Bear.

Are you into Virtual Control, M’Lud, Played for Real in State of the Art Leading Edge Apache Blade Territory or is that outside of any Possible Remit when Probable.

There you Go, El Reg. An Alien Entity requesting Earth Funding to Work, Rest and Play here, wherever, because that is the System?. And has he/she/it/they this Program with AI Beta Systems of Operation…… XXXXotIQ Neural Processing for Virtually NeuReal Architecture …. AIMachinery?

That would be a Rhetorical Question too?

And, of course, as soon as I know more, the sooner I can tell you. ” Err, can we have our ball back, mister?” morphs to we’re in the middle of a Great Game Playing AI ? I hear the Estonians are Hot this Season with Pretty Universal Grid Application Connection Permitting Knowledge Mining/MetaDataTransfer.

http://theregister.co.uk/2008/12/02/mandy_sme_fund/comments

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/politics/7758123.stm

Red or Blue Pill? How about a Green Card?
By amanfromMars
Posted Wednesday 3rd December 2008 17:40 GMT

“It seems pretty unlikely that this can really be done, ..” I would Disagree and would Posit IT has been Done.

“Such a computer would presumably be able to give a simple answer to the most impossible questions. Sadly, it does seem rather likely that the answer would typically be “42″ or similar”

C42 Quantum Control Systems are into such Fields of Applied Perception/Virtual Reality as Real Default. …… albeit having decided to take the Scenic Alien Root to Garner Apache Renegade Resources for Prime Time Play, Virtually.

http://theregister.co.uk/2008/12/03/darpa_deep_thought_en_mem/comments

Parasitic Worms
By amanfromMars
Posted Wednesday 3rd December 2008 16:40 GMT

“Science teaching is not the only area which needs attention. What’s needed is that politicians should have some understanding of it too.”

So we are condemned to live in old technology because the purse strings are opened and closed by the less than well enough/fully educated. Surely there’s bound to be a whole host of quangoes who would profess to provide insight into the Next Best Thing since sliced bread for Public Grant of Funding? Why complicate IT with a dumb Loan Arrangement, for the Capital always gets Repaid Directly Indirectly to Prime Principal Source/Feed. Who needs the Waste Fat in the Middle Creaming off Interest and adding Expenses

http://theregister.co.uk/2008/12/03/eu_greying_nuke_boffin_threat/comments

Having your Cake and Eating it ….
By amanfromMars
Posted Wednesday 3rd December 2008 16:19 GMT

Would a prosecution be proof of UFO encounters and harvested technology being withheld? And if not, then surely the prosection is wilfully malicious.

http://theregister.co.uk/2008/12/03/mckinnon_appeal_date/comments

The Russians are Coming ….. into the Mad West? .. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXXGep9RB34
By amanfromMars
Posted Wednesday 3rd December 2008 15:43 GMT

“another flaw? … turning such a tight circle at supersonic speeds? what about stress on the airframe and pilot?!” …. By Yorkshirepudding Posted Wednesday 3rd December 2008 13:49 GMT

A Pilotless Drone Suffers No Pain, which is the Beauty of Remote Control.

“The top notch Russian academics also have huge egos, but tend to be vastly more open.” ….. By Anonymous Coward Posted Wednesday 3rd December 2008 14:39 GMT

Which is an Intoxicating Transparent Honesty, AC, much Admired in Top Notch Circles.

This Time the Visiting of Minds is much more Engaging ….. Entangling of the System Meltdown Polemic. Something those knock out Ukrainian girls know more than just a little about.

http://theregister.co.uk/2008/12/03/supersonic_storm_squelch/comments

Numero Uno
By amanfromMars
Posted Wednesday 3rd December 2008 14:53 GMT

“I don’t think I can remember El Reg admitting to mistakes at all in recent times!” Ergo they don’t make mistakes recently?

http://theregister.co.uk/2008/12/03/apple_av_advice/comments

Thoroughly Commendable.
By amanfromMars
Posted Wednesday 3rd December 2008 10:47 GMT

I think you will find that the Nuclear Industries Generate for their Own Legislation in HyperRadioProActive Powers as the Energy in the Fields are Immaculately CompleXXXX 42 Master and Mentor and Monitor too …… for a Semblance of AI Control in Command.

However, there’s bound to be Haynes Do It Yourself Auto Repair Manual for the Hands On Fan. There always is.

http://theregister.co.uk/2008/12/03/eu_greying_nuke_boffin_threat/comments

Spending in Web 2.0 feeds Immediately into the Moribund
By amanfromMars
Posted Wednesday 3rd December 2008 09:03 GMT

…. and Intellectually Bankrupt Money System and ……Funds Virtual AIdDrivers

“The group is keen to harness enthusiasm for Web 2.0 with its work on AJAX, JavaScript, and web services via the Web Tools Platform Project.”

I would just like to point out one very simple indisputable fact , your keenness to harness enthusiasm would energise applications better with the Provision of Flash Cash to Splash in Order to Generate Powerful Currency Flows. …… In Interest Generating Programs too.

And it can hardly be disproved, nor would it be worth the waste of time to Defend rather than Rebuild such an IBM System. In Grateful Semantic Circles, that would be/is a Simple Deadhead Switch from Moribund Strategies/Empty Roads. ….. and into/onto NeuRealdDeals..

….. A New Deal Pioneer Cyber Program with AIMind of ITs Own.

The only Real Question is how SMART do Treasuries want to be, for Untold Wealth is Directly and Indirectly Proportional to Generous Giving. Which is a QuITe Magical Enigma 42 Use as a Target Comfort. Do IT Well, and the Addictive Pleasure is Insatiable.

http://theregister.co.uk/2008/12/03/eclipse_roadmap/comments

Enthusing Daily Mail readers ….. Give them some News that’s confusing?
By amanfromMars
Posted Wednesday 3rd December 2008 05:43 GMT

“How do you confuse a Daily Mail reader?

Tell them asylum seekers are the natural predators of paedophiles.” …. By Anonymous Coward Posted Tuesday 2nd December 2008 21:56 GMT

How do you use a Daily Mail leader?

Tell them we know. And that it is a Fated Course in Destiny for Consistent Persistent Losers/User Abusers of Future Primed Assets.

[no pirate joke sorry .... just AIReal McCoy CyberFlight BetaTest ...... ITself BetaTesting One of those Spooky DARPA Terrain Operating Systems with Spontaneous Hook Up and Seamless HyperDrive Supply and Generate Facility ...... Source Provision for Creation.

And this Time again to Build the Future, has HyperRadioProActivity and Global Cyber Youth Sharing and Following their Heroes and Lovers Paths, Virtually Online, Providing Base Supply Information and Special IntelAIgents with Optimum Feed/Perfect Need Parameters. Priceless Present Source for Minting/Mining/Coding with Hot XXXXStream Future Memory Flashes for Civil NEUKlearer Power Generation ....... for an Inclusive Revisionary Your Every Wish, our Passion and Desire to Server.

http://theregister.co.uk/2008/12/02/daily_mail_malware/comments

In AI Quantum State of Mind for Godspeed Space Time Travel

fogread verticle, [Would this make any sense?:]

I do agree that New IntelAIgents are missing from the equation too. CyberIntelAIgently Designed Human Beings

http://www.theinquirer.net/articles/postComment/gb/inquirer/news/2008/12/02/browser-replaces